if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
calling someone’s religious beliefs “fairy tales” or “fiction” does not make you look cool or edgy it makes you look like an asshole
when u make a bad first impression on someone u wanted to become friends with
My teacher just called my house asking to speak with my mom who just woke up from her nap …. Imma about to pee in my pants.