June 2013
47 posts
Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan
(via neurotoxus)
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
calling someone’s religious beliefs “fairy tales” or “fiction” does not make you look cool or edgy it makes you look like an asshole
Look like shit
Feel like shit
But fuck it I am the shit.
when u make a bad first impression on someone u wanted to become friends with
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
i really really wanna say it but i don’t wanna ruin it for everyone else
How do you not understand?
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
My teacher just called my house asking to speak with my mom who just woke up from her nap …. Imma about to pee in my pants.
writing seems so easy until you start writing
my least favorite animals are children


